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Funny Things Happened In The Office

*I'm laughing while typing this story...*


This is a story about my friend called Wanna (21).
This morning before wanna started her job, she touched up her face.
Then, there's a man came to her, named.... No i won't tell you his name, just initial, called F (our partner, but different division, almost 40)  walked across her, when he saw wanna, he made a joke for wanna, he pretended to be like wanna... Hahahaha...
But just it.. No more.....
He's like a father for us. Really.


*40 minutes later*
There's something wrong in her head..
She never send a message to F or another men in my office first, except if there's a job to talk about before.
But today, she feels different, so without any permission she sent a bbm to F.. :


W : Pagi :)
F : Pagi.
W : Eyke cantik ga pagi ini?
F : Yup

*5 minutes later*
F: Maunya?
W : Ape?


Wanna feels awkward, F never too 'kaku' like this....
Then in the end we know, that F left his bb in his house.. GLEK???!!!
So who's a person who replied her chat?
Yup!! Absolutely..... HIs wife!!
Then his wife sent wanna bbm use F's bb:


F's Wife : Ini istrinya, apa maksudnya tanya ke suami orang eyke udah cantik belum pagi ini?
hey jawab!
jawaaaaab!
W : Maaf, saya cuma bercanda, karena pa F orangnya humoris, jadi saya dan teman2 kantor suka bercanda dengan dia.
F's Wife : Iya, tapi ga pantes ya kamu bercanda seperti itu ke suami orang!!


Wanna didn't reply her message, then we saw F changed his status on his bb twice (until now)
1. Itu bukan bercanda namanya!! Itu kecentilan..
2. I'll be watching


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... 


Ok, lesson learned for today is "Do not ever send a flirty-joke-message to a married man, unless you know he brings his phone"
hahahhahahahahaha...

Stop making people feel like it is not...

How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?

"She has acne"

Do you thing she chose to have red spot all over her face?

"She has crooked teeth"

I've never met someone who got braces just for fun?

"She has a big nose"

Who cares? Is she suppose to get plastic surgery?

"Her hair is frizzy"

Some people don't like frying their hair with a straightener.

"She wears glasses"

Do you think people enjoy being half blind?

"She's not a size 0"

Some people can't control their weight.

Imperfection Is Beautiful.

STOP MAKING PEOPLE FEEL LIKE IT IS NOT.

Wanita dan Pria

Ketika Aku menciptakan langit dan bumi.

Aku berfirman dan jadilah.

Ketika Aku menciptakan pria..

Aku membentuknya dan meniupkan nafas kehidupan ke lubang hidungnya.

Dan jadilah pria.

Tetapi wanita..

Aku membentuknya dengan sabar.

Aku membuat pria tertidur supaya dia tidak dapat mencampuri pekerjaanku.

Dari satu tulang, tulang rusuk, Aku menciptakan wanita.

Aku memilih tulang yang melindungi kehidupan pria, tulang yang melindungi jantung dan paru-paru dan mendukungnya, sebagaimana begitu juga harus wanita lakukan.

Dari satu tulang ini, Aku membentukmu dengan sempurna dan cantik.

Sifat seorang wanita seperti tulang rusuk, kuat tetapi lembut dan mudah patah.

Wanita menyediakan perlindungan untuk organ paling lembut dari pria, hati dan jantungnya.

Jantungnya adalah pusat dari kehidupannya, paru-parunya menggenggam nafas kehidupan.

Tulang rusuk akan membiarkan dirinya patah sebelum ia mengijinkan kerusakan terjadi pada jantung.

Dukunglah pria sebagaimana tulang rusuk melindungi tubuhnya.

Wanita tidak diambil dari tulang di kaki pria untuk menjadi alasnya, tidak juga diambil dari kepalanya untuk menjadi atasannya.

Wanita diambil dari sisinya, untuk berdiri di sebelahnya dan dipeluk dengan erat.

Wanita adalah malaikat-Ku yang sempurna.

Wanita adalah gadis kecilku yang cantik.

Ia telah tumbuh menjadi wanita yang sempurna, dan mata-Ku terpuaskan ketika aku melihat hatimu.

Dari semua yang hidup dan bernafas, wanita adalah yang

paling mirip dengan Aku.

Saat pria berjalan bersamaku di hari yang dingin dan dia kesepian.

Dia tidak dapat melihat ataupun menyentuh-Ku.

Dia hanya dapat merasakan-Ku.

Jadi dari semua yang Aku ingin Pria berbagi denganku, aku membentuknya di dalam wanita.

Kekuatan-Ku, kemurnian-Ku, cinta-Ku, perlindungan-Ku dan dukungan-Ku.

Wanita adalah istimewa karena engkau adalah perpanjangan tangan-Ku.

Jadi,

Pria, perlakukan wanita dengan baik. Cintailah dia, hormatilah dia, karena ia lembut.

Menyakitinya, berarti engkau menyakiti-Ku.

Apa yang engkau lakukan kepadanya, engkau melakukan-nya kepada-Ku.

Jika engkau menghancurkannya, engkau hanya menghancurkan hatimu sendiri, hati Bapa-mu.... yang juga hati Bapa-nya.

Wanita, dukunglah pria.

Dalam kesederhanaan, tunjukkan kepadanya kekuatan perasaan yang telah Kuberikan kepadamu.

Dalam kesunyian, tunjukkan kekuatanmu.

Dalam cinta, tunjukkan kepadanya bahwa engkau adalah tulang rusuknya yang melindungi tubuhnya.

Stress-O-Meter

I've just found a very great lesson from one article..
Just 2 pictures, I called it as pics of our "stress-o-meter".. It's funny! Really..

Feel free to try.....

Here's the steps:

1. Look at the pictures bellow...

2. What did you see? Did it move? Slow or fast?

3. The answer..

That pictures aren't animations, hanya gambar statis biasa..

Jika anda melihat suatu gerakan yang cepat , maka semakin tinggi tingkat stress anda..

Setelah dilakukan uji coba pada kalangan yang berbeda, mereka menemukan hasil yang berbeda pula, berikut hasilnya:

Seorang kriminal mengatakan gambar tersebut bergerak sangat cepat, sedangkan pada anak-anak dan usia lanjut, gambar ini bergerak sangat lambat bahkan tidak bergerak sama sekali..

:)

***

My result is slow motion..

How about you? ;)

Types of Kisses :*

Different Types of Kisses

1. French Kiss:

Probably the most famous kiss there is, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one person’s tongue touches the other person’s tongue. Also called a “tongue kiss,” the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master.

2. Butterfly Kiss:

To give someone a butterfly kiss, get close to them so the tips of your eyelashes are touching theirs. Then blink very fast so your eyelashes flutter together like butterfly wings. It’s a fun, cute thing to do while you’re catching your breath from more traditional kisses. You can also give someone a solo butterfly kiss by fluttering your eyelids against their cheek.

3. Single-Lip Kiss:

To give someone a single-lip kiss, take one of their lips between yours and gently suck or tug on it. It’s an awfully romantic kiss, and if you do it right, you’ll send tingles up and down your sweetie’s spine.

4. Spiderman Kiss:

Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-Man, the Spiderman kiss involves kissing someone whose face is upside-down from yours, so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.

5. Earlobe Kiss:

A great kiss to to perform while you’re taking a break from lip kisses, the earlobe kiss involves taking someone’s earlobe lightly between your lips and tugging gently downward. For a more intense earlobe kiss, add a little bit of tongue, or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe.

6. Lip Gloss Kiss:

This is a fun, flirty kiss for girlfriends to give their boyfriends. Put on a healthy amount of lip gloss or ChapStick, then rub your lips on your partners’ lips until theirs are coated, too. For extra fun, surprise your partner with a sweet, fruity lip gloss flavor.

7. Eskimo Kiss:

In an Eskimo kiss, two people rub their noses back and forth against each other. It’s based on real kisses that people in Eskimo cultures give their friends. Just like with lip kisses, Eskimo kisses are best executed with your eyes closed.

8. Cheek Kiss:

The cheek kiss is exactly what it sounds like - a closed-mouth kiss against someone’s cheek. Cheek kisses can be used as friendly greetings, flirty thank-you’s or cute, unexpected ways to say good-bye to your boyfriend or girlfriend.

9. Hickey:

A hickey technically isn’t a kiss; it’s a red mark (a bruise, really) left on the skin after someone sucks hard enough on it. Hickeys hurt a little to get, but some people think the sucking feels good, especially on the side of the neck. It can be embarrassing to walk around with a hickey, so before you start sucking, get permission first.

10. Secret Message Kiss:

In the middle of a French kiss, spell out a secret message with the tip of your tongue against their tongue. It might feel a little funny to the other person, but at least you’ll be getting your message across.

11. Vampire Kiss:

The vampire kiss is a deep kiss on someone’s neck that can involve sucking or light biting on the skin. Since some people find it painful rather than sexy, and since the sucking might leave a hickey, always ask permission before you give someone a vampire kiss.

12. Wet Kiss:

Wet kisses are any open-mouthed kisses, with or without tongue. A little bit of wetness during a kiss can be sexy, but try not to overdo it: too much saliva is sloppy. Alternate between wet kisses and closed-mouth kisses and single-lip kisses, and be sure to swallow occasionally so you don’t accidentally drool all over your partner.

13. Lizard Kiss:

The lizard kiss involves flicking your tongue in and out of your partner’s mouth in tight, quick strokes (picture the way a lizard moves its tongue). This is a silly kiss you can try just for fun, but it generally should be avoided because it feels kind of creepy to get.

14. Air Kiss:

The air kiss is a sophisticated gesture you can use as a greeting to your friends and relatives. To give one, rest your cheek against their cheek and make a kissing sound with your lips.

15. The Biting Kiss:

The biting kiss is a more aggressive form of the French kiss. Like the French kiss, it’s open-mouthed and incorporates tongue, but as you pull back, your teeth lightly grab onto your sweetie’s tongue for just a second. Try it once and see how your partner responds. Some people love it, but others think it’s painful or weird.

16. Angel Kiss:

To give someone an angel kiss, kiss them very gently on their eyelids or on the spot right next to their eye, using just your lips. It’s a very romantic way to wake someone up or say goodbye.

17. Neck Kiss:

After French kissing for a while, some people mix it up by trailing their mouth down and “Frenching” the other person’s neck. To execute a neck kiss perfectly, go light on the saliva, focus on the motion of your lips, never stay in once place for very long and never suck hard enough to leave a hickey.

18. Jawline Kiss:

To plant a jawline kiss on someone, give them a firm kiss on the bottom of their jaw, right where their face meets their neck. If they respond well to it, make a path of jawline kisses up to their ear and give them an earlobe kiss.

19. Breath Kiss:

The breath kiss is a fun, silly kiss that’s almost more of a game than a kiss. To do it, open your mouth, inhale deeply and lock lips with your sweetie (like you’re performing CPR). Slowly exhale into their mouth while they’re inhaling, “passing” the breath to them. Without moving, slowly inhale while your partner exhales. Keep passing the breath back and forth until one of you runs out of breath or you both erupt in giggles.

20. The Love Kiss:

Finally, the love kiss is any kiss that you give while thinking tender, loving thoughts about your partner. You might not realize it, but your kissing style can be influenced by whatever’s on your mind. Smooching with love on your mind will make your kisses extra soft and sweet. Whether it’s on your partner’s mouth, neck, ear or forehead, the love kiss is the most romantic kiss you can give.